My Therapist Has Feathers Hoodie
My Therapist Has Feathers Hoodie
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Description
Ask any chicken keeper how their day was and they'll tell you about the girls. There's a particular calm that comes from ten minutes by the coop, and this hoodie says it with a wink: "My Therapist Has Feathers," set under a serene, contented heritage hen drawn in warm vintage-farmhouse style. It's the inside joke your whole flock-loving heart already knows, done as a designed piece, not another clip-art slogan.
Soft and cozy with a hood for early coop mornings, offered in a range of light shades.
Know someone whose therapist has feathers? This is the funny gift that actually lands: for the flock-obsessed mom, the homestead dad, or the friend who'd rather be at the coop. Birthdays, holidays, or just because.
Warm, funny, and just a little obsessed with chickens.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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