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My Therapist Has Feathers Crewneck

My Therapist Has Feathers Crewneck

Regular price $48.99
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Color
Color: Carolina Blue
Size
Size: S
Quantity
Description

There's a specific kind of cozy that comes with keeping chickens: cool mornings, the walk out to the coop, ten quiet minutes with the girls before the day starts. This crewneck says it with a wink: "My Therapist Has Feathers," set under a serene, contented heritage hen drawn in warm vintage-farmhouse style. It's the inside joke every chicken keeper already feels, done as a designed piece, the elevated version, not another clip-art slogan.

Soft inside and built to become the sweatshirt you reach for all season, with a design that settles into the fabric, offered in a range of warm, light country shades.

Know someone whose therapist has feathers? This is the funny gift that actually lands, for the flock-obsessed mom, the homestead dad, or the friend who'd rather be at the coop. Ideal for chilly-morning chores, birthdays, and the holidays.

Warm, funny, and just a little obsessed with chickens.

Sizing
Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

SizeLengthChest
S2738-41
M2842-45
L2946-49
XL3050-53
2XL3154-57
3XL3258-61
4XL3362-65
5XL3466-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
  • Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
  • Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Fabric weight
LightweightHeavyweight
Softness
SoftExtra soft

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
  • No fabric softener
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
  • Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
  • No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns

Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.

Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.

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