My Therapist Has Feathers Tee
My Therapist Has Feathers Tee
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Description
Ask any chicken keeper how their day was and they'll tell you about the girls. There's a particular calm that comes from ten minutes by the coop, and this tee says it with a wink: "My Therapist Has Feathers," set under a serene, contented heritage hen drawn in warm vintage-farmhouse style. It's the inside joke your whole flock-loving heart already knows, done as a designed piece, not another clip-art slogan.
Soft, easygoing and broken in from the first wear, with a design that feels like part of the shirt, offered in a range of cozy country shades that read warm and premium.
Know someone whose therapist has feathers? This is the funny gift that actually lands, for the flock-obsessed mom, the homestead dad, or the friend who'd rather be at the coop. Birthdays, holidays, or just because.
Warm, funny, and just a little obsessed with chickens, wearing it well.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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