86 Everything But Me Tee
86 Everything But Me Tee
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Description
You have killed the special, the fish, the short rib and the last of the fries, and somewhere around the middle of the second seating you stopped being surprised by it. The board fills up. The night keeps coming. You are still standing at the end of it, which is the only part that was ever in question.
The design is drawn in a hand-lettered retro service-sign idiom: an oversized 86 with a hard offset shadow, Everything But Me in brush script underneath, BACK OF HOUSE across the base. Three flat inks, the way a diner sign was actually made. The whole range runs dark on purpose: back of house has a uniform, and this respects it.
If you are buying for a cook: this is the one that will actually get worn. It is their word, not a word about them. No toque, no pun, no explanation. Culinary-school graduates know the term on day one, which makes this land in May and June as well as it lands at Christmas.
Still here. Still on the schedule.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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