86 Everything But Me Crewneck
86 Everything But Me Crewneck
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Description
The walk-in gives up somewhere in the middle of the second seating. So does the special, and the fish, and the last of the fries. The board fills up with everything the night has taken, and at the end of it there is one thing still on the line that nobody managed to 86, and it is you.
The design is drawn in a hand-lettered retro service-sign idiom: an oversized 86 with a hard offset shadow, Everything But Me in brush script underneath, BACK OF HOUSE across the base. Three flat inks, the way a diner sign was actually made. The whole range runs dark on purpose: back of house has a uniform, and this respects it.
If you are buying for a cook: this is their word, not a word about them. No toque, no pun, no explanation on the back. Culinary-school graduates know the term on day one, which puts this in play in May and June as squarely as it sits under a tree in December.
Still here. Still on the schedule.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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