Certified Gym Rat Tee
Certified Gym Rat Tee
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Description
Some people go to the gym. You live there. This funny vintage athletic tee makes it official: Certified Gym Rat, established on no days off, the in-joke every real lifter gets and everyone else just doesn't. It's for the one who treats the squat rack like a second home and wants a shirt that looks like a genuine athletic-department brand, not lazy meathead clip art.
The distressed varsity wordmark and weight-plate mark are crisp and flat, made to pop bright on dark fabric, offered in a range of deep, dark shades.
It's the gym gift that always lands, for the training partner, the gym bro who never misses, the lifter in the family, or yourself, around a birthday, the holidays, a new-year cut, or just because.
Certified gym rat. Est. no days off.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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