Crimpin' Ain't Easy Hoodie

Description

Crimpin' ain't easy, and now you've got the badge to prove it. This vintage expedition crest puts a chalked hand locked into a crimp on a tiny hold right on your chest, chalk dust puffing off the fingertips, "Crimpin' Ain't Easy · Chalk Up" arced around it in warm heritage lettering. Every climber who sees it gets the joke in two seconds; everyone else just sees a great-looking retro badge. That's the whole point.

Soft and cozy with a hood for post-session and colder crag days.

Shopping for your belay partner, your favorite gym rat, or the friend with the perma-flappers? This is the inside-joke gift that earns a laugh and a knowing nod at the wall.

Crimp hard, chalk up, wear it proud.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning