Dispatched For a Toothache Crewneck

Description

The public pictures the save: the crash, the code, the rescue on the news. The crew knows the other 3am truth, dispatched, lights and sirens, for a toothache that has waited three weeks. You run it anyway, professionally, every time, and somewhere on the ride back you and your partner start laughing, because it is the only honest response left.

This borrows the one visual language reserved for genuine public danger, the old WPA public safety placard with its official weight and hard rule, and turns that deadpan grammar on the funniest true thing on the shift: DISPATCHED FOR A TOOTHACHE, 0300, AGAIN. The print is built to read against the darker shades in the range.

For the third service, and the joke only they are in on.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning