Dispatched For a Toothache Hoodie

Description

The public pictures the save: the crash, the code, the dramatic rescue. You know the other 3am truth: dispatched, lights and sirens, for a toothache that has been there three weeks. You go anyway, professionally, every time, and somewhere on the drive back you and your partner start laughing, because it is the only honest response left. This hoodie borrows the one visual language reserved for genuine public danger, the old WPA public-safety placard, PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE, official weight, hard rule, and points that deadpan grammar at the funniest true thing on the shift: DISPATCHED FOR A TOOTHACHE, 0300, AGAIN. One flat ink, placard-clean.

Soft brushed fleece with a double-lined hood, cozy from the first wear. For the third service, the one that is in on the joke.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning