Dispatched For a Toothache Tee

Description

The public pictures the save: the crash, the code, the dramatic rescue. You know the other 3am truth, dispatched, lights and sirens, for a toothache that has been there three weeks. You go anyway, professionally, every time, and somewhere on the drive back you and your partner start laughing, because it is the only honest response left.

This borrows the one visual language reserved for genuine public danger, the old WPA public safety placard with its official weight and hard rule, and points that deadpan grammar at the funniest true thing on the shift: DISPATCHED FOR A TOOTHACHE, 0300, AGAIN.

For the third service, the one that is in on the joke.

Sizing

Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	31-34
S	28	34-37
M	29	38-41
L	30	42-45
XL	31	46-49
2XL	32	50-53
3XL	33	54-57
4XL	34	58-61
5XL	35	62-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning