Mentally Somewhere Else Crewneck
Mentally Somewhere Else Crewneck
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Description
Some of us are physically here and mentally three daydreams away: mentally somewhere else, and honestly it's the whole personality. This soft retro crewneck says the quiet part out loud with a dreamy groovy wordmark and a little floating cloud, crescent moon, and sparkle-star wink, for the overthinker whose mind is always drifting one room, one memory, or one imaginary conversation ahead. It's gentle daydreamer humor that sits with you, never mocking, the cozy uniform for slow, dreamy, half-in-the-room days.
Substantial and cozy with a roomy fit made for rainy afternoons, WFH mornings, and low-social-battery days. The groovy wordmark is crisp and flat, offered in a range of soft, light shades.
It's the "I see you" gift that actually lands, for the daydreamer best friend, the neurodivergent sibling whose mind wanders, the overthinker who's always somewhere else, or yourself on a slow, dreamy afternoon.
Wherever your head is today, we hope it's somewhere soft. We're rooting for you.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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