Prod Is Fine (Probably) Hoodie

Description

Every status page says the same thing right up until it does not. This one is that moment, set as a 1983 instrument panel: a rule boxed plate, a STATUS REPORT label, and the readout underneath reading PROD IS FINE, followed one line down and slightly quieter by (PROBABLY). The trace runs flat, and then it spikes once. Anyone who has ever been on call reads the whole story in about two seconds. Soft brushed fleece with a hood and a front pouch pocket.

The one gift that reliably lands on this person: the colleague whose name you drew in the December Secret Santa, the partner who never knows what to get an engineer, or the new CS grad about to meet their first pager.

Prod is fine. Probably.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning