Professional Fictional Man Enthusiast Crewneck

Description

The expertise is real. The rankings. The opinions. The very strong feelings about fictional men and whether they'd hold up in an actual conversation: this is professional-level engagement, and it deserves the right crewneck. PROFESSIONAL / FICTIONAL MAN / ENTHUSIAST, in high-contrast dark academia typography, with a single rose and dagger at the foot.

Warm, weighty, made for the kind of reading session that goes until 3am, offered in a range of deep, moody shades.

A gift the right person will immediately understand.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning