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Reef Tank Sweatshirt, Protein Skimmer Saltwater Aquarium Crew — Tuned Daily, Understood Never

Reef Tank Sweatshirt, Protein Skimmer Saltwater Aquarium Crew — Tuned Daily, Understood Never

Regular price $44.99
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Color
Color: Navy
Size
Size: S
Quantity
Description

The one piece of kit every reefer tunes daily and never quite understands — drawn like a 1950s patent plate and blown apart part by part: collection cup, body, cone, pump, floating up the axis line in fine blueprint white. FIG. 2 — PROTEIN SKIMMER. EXPLODED VIEW. And the footnote every keeper earns the hard way, set smallest at the bottom: tuned daily, understood never. If you've ever re-seated the cup at 11pm just to watch the bubble line settle, you didn't buy this sweatshirt — you qualified for it.

Printed on a Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck — a heavyweight, medium-soft fleece with a classic roomy fit and ribbed cuffs and collar that keep their shape. The blueprint-white linework and technical caption read crisp and bold on dark fabric, with a reef-cyan water column inside the skimmer body and a signal-amber axis, leaders, and callout dots. Available in 8 colors, from true black through navy, forest green, and heathered greys.

The one you reach for on a water-change morning, or wear to the frag swap when it's finally cold enough — a build-completion marker, or a tank-anniversary gift for the keeper who has opinions about skimmer tuning.

Made to order and printed just for you, so it's produced fresh (typically 3–7 business days) before it ships. Shipping times vary by location. Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.

Drafted like a patent. Tuned like the real thing.

Sizing
Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

SizeLengthChest
S2738-41
M2842-45
L2946-49
XL3050-53
2XL3154-57
3XL3258-61
4XL3362-65
5XL3466-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
  • Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
  • Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Fabric weight
LightweightHeavyweight
Softness
SoftExtra soft

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
  • No fabric softener
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
  • Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
  • No dry cleaning
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