Protein Skimmer Tee

Description

The one piece of kit every reefer tunes daily and never quite understands, drawn like a 1950s patent plate and blown apart part by part: collection cup, body, cone, pump, floating up the axis line in fine linework. FIG. 2. PROTEIN SKIMMER. EXPLODED VIEW. And the footnote every keeper earns the hard way, set smallest at the bottom: tuned daily, understood never. If you've ever re-seated the cup at 11pm just to watch the bubble line settle, you didn't buy this shirt. You qualified for it.

A build-completion marker, a tank-anniversary gift for the keeper who has opinions about skimmer tuning, or the shirt they wear to the frag swap where exactly three people get the joke.

Drafted like a patent. Tuned like the real thing.

Sizing

Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	31-34
S	28	34-37
M	29	38-41
L	30	42-45
XL	31	46-49
2XL	32	50-53
3XL	33	54-57
4XL	34	58-61
5XL	35	62-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning