The Smoothing Plane Hoodie
The Smoothing Plane Hoodie
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Description
He can tell in one glance whether a thing was made properly. It is the entire reason he spends his weekends covered in shavings. Which is what makes the shirts bought for him so galling: another pun, another default font, another joke about sawdust. This one is a nineteenth-century trade-catalogue plate. A No. 4 bench smoothing plane laid across the chest, closed tote, front knob, the iron bedded back at forty-five degrees, with every contour, hatch and grain line engraved over it in fine linework. Beneath the plate, the specimen label: THE SMOOTHING PLANE. Under a hairline rule, the caption: FIG. 4, IRON & BEECH.
Soft and cozy with a hood for cold-shop mornings.
It is the piece a partner or a daughter can hand over at Christmas knowing it will land: admiring, never sentimental, and impossible to mistake for a gag gift.
Made for the maker, not for the joke about him.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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