Basically a Detective Hoodie
Basically a Detective Hoodie
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Description
You solved the case before the detectives did. You clocked the suspicious neighbor in episode one, and you have theories. BASICALLY A DETECTIVE, unofficially, of course, says it out loud, set as a vintage detective-paperback graphic with a magnifying glass and a dotted clue-trail, finished like a real 1970s genre piece instead of a plain slogan hoodie. It's the badge of honor your group chat will recognize the second you walk in.
The graphic sits crisp and flat, drawn to glow on the fabric. Soft and cozy with a hood for late-night episodes.
It's the self-gift for the amateur sleuth who's logged a thousand hours of podcasts, and the present that always lands for the murder-docs-obsessed friend, sister, or mom who texts you theories at midnight.
Case closed. Press play on the next one.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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