Basically a Detective Crewneck
Basically a Detective Crewneck
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Description
Some nights the case can wait until you're comfortable: dim lamp, blanket, the documentary you've already half-solved, and the softest thing you own. BASICALLY A DETECTIVE, unofficially, of course, says it out loud, set as a vintage detective-paperback print with a magnifying glass and a dotted clue trail, finished like a real 1970s genre graphic instead of a plain slogan. It's the cozy badge of honor for the amateur sleuth in the murder-docs-and-wine club.
Soft and roomy, the kind you'll want to live in. The graphic is crisp and flat, made to glow on dark fabric, offered in a range of deep, dark shades.
It's the self-gift for the friend who's logged a thousand hours of podcasts, and the present that always lands for the murder-docs-obsessed sister, mom, or bestie who texts you theories at midnight.
Case closed. Press play on the next one.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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