You solved the case before the detectives did. You clocked the suspicious neighbor in episode one, and you have theories. BASICALLY A DETECTIVE, unofficially, of course, says it out loud, set as a vintage detective-paperback print with a magnifying glass and a dotted clue-trail, finished like a real 1970s genre graphic instead of a plain slogan. The design wraps both sides, so it reads whichever way it is picked up.
It is the self-gift for the amateur sleuth who has logged a thousand hours of podcasts, and the present that always lands for the murder-docs-obsessed friend, sister, or mom who texts you theories at midnight. Case closed, press play on the next one.
