Business Above This Line Hoodie
Business Above This Line Hoodie
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Description
There is a line somewhere around your sternum and everybody who works from a spare room agreed to it years ago without a single meeting about it. Above the line: presentable, awake, employed. Below it: nobody's business but yours. It is the only workplace policy that has ever enforced itself perfectly.
The artwork just draws the thing. One thick dashed guide line spans the chest at the exact height the camera gives up, a chunky square handle sitting at each end like you could reach up and drag it, and BUSINESS ABOVE THIS LINE set in one heavy row of modern sans directly above it. Three flat inks laid straight onto the fabric, no card behind the type, no frame closing it in. Nothing is borrowed from any app, and there is no second line explaining the first, because wearing it is the explanation.
Soft and heavy with a hood for the mornings the heating loses.
It lands on the person whose camera has framed the same corner since 2021, a partner who has heard the whole treaty explained out loud, or a December team exchange where nobody needs the joke unpacked.
Presentable from here up.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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