Artificially Intelligent Crewneck

Description

Know someone who asks their AI before they ask a person? This one says the quiet part out loud: artificially intelligent, naturally exhausted. A bold faceted wordmark across the chest, with a tiny deadpan footnote right underneath.

For anyone who has outsourced a recipe, a text to the landlord, or an argument ending fact check before breakfast. Grab it for yourself if the joke hits a little too close to home, or hand it to the friend who settles every debate by asking AI.

Made with a little help from AI. Worn with a lot of self awareness.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning