Artificially Intelligent Tee

Description

Know someone who asks their AI before they ask a person? This one says the quiet part out loud: artificially intelligent, naturally exhausted. A bold faceted wordmark across the chest, with a tiny deadpan footnote right underneath. The print is built to read against the lighter shades in the range.

For anyone who has outsourced a recipe, a text to the landlord, or an argument ending fact check before breakfast. Grab it for yourself if the joke hits a little too close to home, or hand it to the friend who settles every debate by asking AI.

Made with a little help from AI. Worn with a lot of self awareness.

Sizing

Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	31-34
S	28	34-37
M	29	38-41
L	30	42-45
XL	31	46-49
2XL	32	50-53
3XL	33	54-57
4XL	34	58-61
5XL	35	62-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning