Artificially Intelligent Tote
Artificially Intelligent Tote
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Description
Know someone who asks their AI before they ask a person? This one says the quiet part out loud: artificially intelligent, naturally exhausted. A bold faceted wordmark across the front, with a tiny deadpan footnote right underneath. Long shoulder handles and a roomy interior, enough for groceries, a laptop, or every tab you have open in your head.
For anyone who has outsourced a recipe, a text to the landlord, or an argument ending fact check before breakfast. Grab it for yourself if the joke hits a little too close to home, or hand it to the friend who settles every debate by asking AI.
Made with a little help from AI. Carried with a lot of self awareness.
Dimensions
Roomy enough for groceries, books, and everything in between, with a wide flat bottom that stands on its own.
- Height16″
- Width14.5″
- Depth5″
- Strap length24.5″
- Strap width1″
- Weight limit30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- CompartmentOne open main compartment
Material & Care
Material
- 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
- Sturdy, heavyweight canvas feel (8 oz/yd²)
- Certified: GOTS and OCS organic cotton, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, PETA-Approved Vegan
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Iron on low heat inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No bleach
- No fabric softener
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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