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Artificially Intelligent Tote

Artificially Intelligent Tote

Regular price $34.99
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Color
Color: Oyster
Size
Size: One size
Quantity
Description

Know someone who asks their AI before they ask a person? This one says the quiet part out loud: artificially intelligent, naturally exhausted. A bold faceted wordmark across the front, with a tiny deadpan footnote right underneath. Long shoulder handles and a roomy interior, enough for groceries, a laptop, or every tab you have open in your head.

For anyone who has outsourced a recipe, a text to the landlord, or an argument ending fact check before breakfast. Grab it for yourself if the joke hits a little too close to home, or hand it to the friend who settles every debate by asking AI.

Made with a little help from AI. Carried with a lot of self awareness.

Dimensions

Roomy enough for groceries, books, and everything in between, with a wide flat bottom that stands on its own.

Dimensions
  • Height16″
  • Width14.5″
  • Depth5″
  • Strap length24.5″
  • Strap width1″
  • Weight limit30 lbs (13.6 kg)
  • CompartmentOne open main compartment
Material & Care

Material

  • 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
  • Sturdy, heavyweight canvas feel (8 oz/yd²)
  • Certified: GOTS and OCS organic cotton, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, PETA-Approved Vegan
Fabric weight
LightweightHeavyweight

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
  • Iron on low heat inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
  • No bleach
  • No fabric softener
  • No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns

Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.

Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.

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