Artificially Intelligent Hoodie
Artificially Intelligent Hoodie
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Description
Know someone who asks their AI before they ask a person? This one says the quiet part out loud: artificially intelligent, naturally exhausted. A bold faceted wordmark across the chest, with a tiny deadpan footnote right underneath. Soft brushed fleece with a hood and a front pouch pocket, and a print built to read against the lighter shades in the range.
For anyone who has outsourced a recipe, a text to the landlord, or an argument ending fact check before breakfast. Grab it for yourself if the joke hits a little too close to home, or hand it to the friend who settles every debate by asking AI.
Made with a little help from AI. Worn with a lot of self awareness.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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