Every funny librarian shirt in this market is a threat. This one is a pardon.
"THE BOOK IS", typed small and deadpan, the way it actually came off the card. Then the stamp lands: OVERDUE, tilted, ragged at the edge like real rubber pressed on real paper. And then the sentence just carries on, quieter: "WE'LL SAY NO MORE". Signed at the foot, small and wide-set: "SCHOOL LIBRARIAN". No line of it is funny on its own, the joke is the interruption, which is a joke you can only make if you have actually stood behind the desk.
Soft and light, the one that already lives in her rotation, with no card fill anywhere, so the fabric itself becomes the card, offered in a range of soft paper shades, because a catalogue card was never stark, and this one shouldn't be either.
It is the joke the whole staff room is already inside of, which is why it is the one gift that lands when the mug and the rainbow tote have not. Buy it for the librarian who noticed your book was three weeks late and never once mentioned it.
We'll say no more.
