Minimal Pairs Hoodie
Minimal Pairs Hoodie
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Description
Two discs. Same size, same weight, same everything, except one notch. If you know why that's funny, this hoodie was made for you, and if you don't, it just looks like a very good poster. "MINIMAL PAIRS" runs across the chest in heavy mid-century capitals; underneath, almost whispered: "SHEEP · SHIP". Nothing explains the joke. That's the joke.
Soft and cozy with a hood for 7am therapy rooms, offered in a range of light shades.
It's the hoodie the speech department orders four of. It's what a grad student gives her supervising SLP when she wants to prove she was paying attention. And it's the one that gets decoded across the staff room in about half a second.
Designed for the clinician, not the cute version of her.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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