Minimal Pairs Tee
Minimal Pairs Tee
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Description
Two discs. Same size, same weight, same everything, except one notch. If you know why that's funny, this speech therapy shirt was made for you, and if you don't, it just looks like a very good poster. "MINIMAL PAIRS" runs across the chest in heavy mid-century capitals; underneath, almost whispered: "SHEEP · SHIP". Nothing explains the joke. That's the joke.
Soft and easygoing, broken in from the first wear, with a mark that sits in the fabric rather than on top of it, offered in a range of light shades chosen so the mid-century style reads warm and rich.
It's the shirt the speech department orders four of. It's what a grad student gives her supervising SLP when she wants to prove she was paying attention. And it's the one that gets decoded across the staff room in about half a second.
Designed for the clinician, not the cute version of her.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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