Nothing Good Happens Fast Tee

Description

Every reef tank ships with the same fine print, and this is it. Stamped like a spec plate riveted to the sump stand: volume four figures and climbing, uptime continuous, last alk swing recent. And the one line every keeper learns the hard way, set largest across the bottom: nothing good happens fast. If you've ever waited eight months for a colony to encrust, you didn't buy this shirt. You qualified for it.

There's no better tank-anniversary gift for the reefer who measures success in years, not weeks. A build-completion marker, or the shirt they wear to the frag swap where everyone else gets the joke.

Stamped like the manual. Earned like the years.

Sizing

Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	31-34
S	28	34-37
M	29	38-41
L	30	42-45
XL	31	46-49
2XL	32	50-53
3XL	33	54-57
4XL	34	58-61
5XL	35	62-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning