Talk Dirt To Me Crewneck
Talk Dirt To Me Crewneck
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Description
Cool-morning gardeners, this one's for you. The Talk Dirt To Me crewneck wears the old garden joke in warm aged-letterpress lettering: a bold TALK DIRT TO ME wordmark, a crossed trowel-and-seedling, and a GROW YOUR OWN ribbon underneath, so it lands the laugh while still looking like a designed brand piece, not a novelty print.
Thick and warm, built for early starts and shoulder-season chores, with vintage lettering that settles into the fleece, offered in a range of warm, light shades that read like old seed-packet stock.
A warm, funny gift for the gardener in your life at birthdays, the holidays, or retirement, and a proud self-gift for the raised-bed devotee who's out there at dawn with a coffee and a trowel.
Grow your own. Wear it proud.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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