Talk Dirt To Me Hoodie

Description

Every gardener has heard it, and every gardener grins the same way. This hoodie wears the old joke the way the hobby actually looks: a bold hand-lettered TALK DIRT TO ME wordmark in warm aged-letterpress serif, a little crossed trowel-and-seedling underneath, and a GROW YOUR OWN ribbon to close it out. It's cheeky, but it's charming: a designed piece, not a novelty.

Soft and cozy with a hood for early market mornings, offered in a range of light shades.

A dead-easy laugh for the gardener in your life at birthdays, Mother's or Father's Day, or the first warm week of planting season, and a proud, wear-it-to-the-market self-gift for the one who lives in their raised beds.

Grow your own. Wear it proud.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning