Talk Dirt To Me Tee
Talk Dirt To Me Tee
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Description
Every gardener has heard it, and every gardener grins the same way. This Talk Dirt To Me tee wears the old joke the way the hobby actually looks: a bold hand-lettered TALK DIRT TO ME wordmark in warm aged-letterpress serif, a little crossed trowel-and-seedling underneath, and a GROW YOUR OWN ribbon to close it out. It's cheeky, but it's charming, a designed piece, not a novelty print.
Soft, easygoing and broken in from the first wear, with vintage lettering that feels like part of the shirt, offered in a range of warm, light shades that look like old catalog paper behind the letters.
A dead-easy laugh for the gardener in your life at birthdays, Mother's or Father's Day, or the first warm week of planting season, and a proud, wear-it-to-the-market self-gift for the one who lives in their raised beds.
Grow your own. Wear it proud.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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