Tonight's Card Hoodie
Tonight's Card Hoodie
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Description
Everyone who trains has a little guy. He is sixty kilos, he is completely unbothered, he has been doing this four years longer than you, and he taps you with the same thing every single week, and you know it is coming, and it happens anyway. This is that Tuesday, set the way it deserves. TONIGHT'S CARD, in heavy condensed poster type, stacked in tiered bands behind plain double rules like a fight bill nailed up outside a hall. MAIN EVENT: ME vs. THE LITTLE GUY, WHO ALWAYS TAPS ME. And down on the undercard, one fall: your own ego. It names no belt and claims no rank, on purpose. The little guy exists at every level, and everyone who has ever stepped on a mat knows exactly who theirs is.
Soft and cozy with a hood for the walk home after the last round.
If you are buying this for someone else, you only need one fact about them: they train. They will know who the little guy is before they finish reading it.
See you on the mats.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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