Everyone who trains has a little guy. He is sixty kilos, he is completely unbothered, he has been doing this four years longer than you, and he taps you with the same thing every single week — and you know it is coming, and it happens anyway. This is that Tuesday, set the way it deserves.
TONIGHT'S CARD, in heavy condensed poster type, stacked in tiered bands behind plain double rules like a fight bill nailed up outside a hall. MAIN EVENT — ME vs. THE LITTLE GUY — WHO ALWAYS TAPS ME. And down on the undercard, one fall: your own ego.
It names no belt and claims no rank, on purpose. The little guy exists at every level, and everyone who has ever stepped on a mat knows exactly who theirs is.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex staple tee: soft, true to size, broken in from the first wear. Direct-to-garment printed in two flat inks — aged bone and a single antique-amber accent — across thirteen dark colours, from black and oxblood through navy, forest, maroon and military green. Ink on dark is the whole look, and it is what you already wear to the academy anyway.
If you are buying this for someone else, you only need one fact about them: they train. They will know who the little guy is before they finish reading it.
Made to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip ironing directly on the print. See you on the mats.
