Tool Call: Make Coffee Tee

Description

Ships their agent to prod, then it burns four hundred tool calls figuring out how to make_coffee. This is for the builder who has watched an agent confidently call the wrong tool with total conviction: a literal, pretty printed JSON tool call rendered exactly like it is still sitting in the editor. No caption needed, because anyone who has read a trace file gets it instantly.

A knowing gift for the teammate mid migration, the friend who just shipped an agent framework, or the new hire about to learn what max_tokens means the hard way. Birthdays, launch day, we shipped it day, or just because the group chat needs one more inside joke made real.

Sizing

Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	31-34
S	28	34-37
M	29	38-41
L	30	42-45
XL	31	46-49
2XL	32	50-53
3XL	33	54-57
4XL	34	58-61
5XL	35	62-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning