Ships their agent to prod, then it burns four hundred tool calls figuring out how to make_coffee. This is for the builder who has watched an agent confidently call the wrong tool with total conviction: a literal, pretty printed JSON tool call rendered exactly like it is still sitting in the editor. No caption needed, because anyone who has read a trace file gets it instantly.
A knowing gift for the teammate mid migration, the friend who just shipped an agent framework, or the new hire about to learn what max_tokens means the hard way. Birthdays, launch day, we shipped it day, or just because the group chat needs one more inside joke made real.
