The standup happens whether or not anyone is awake for it, and one member of the team has never missed a single one. He is under the desk. He has been under the desk since the beginning.
The artwork is the profile card that makes it official. A wide round avatar holds one flat dog face, drawn in clean vector shapes with thick even outlines and nothing else in the frame. A presence dot sits on the rim, because he has never once been marked away. HEAD OF MORALE runs beside it at full title weight, and beneath the header two rows give the whole biography: SLEEPS UNDER THE DESK, then NEVER MISSES A STANDUP. No app, no logo, nothing borrowed from anyone's workspace.
Warm enough for the early walk before the first call, which he also never misses.
It goes to the coworker whose dog is a recurring character in every meeting, the partner who shares a desk with an animal and loses, or the dog owner who has quietly been promoting him for years. Bought for yourself first, then for whoever laughs at it fastest.
The role is not open.
