The standup starts in four minutes and one member of the team is already asleep under the desk, exactly where he has been since the first lockdown. He has no calendar, no opinions, and the highest approval rating in the company.
The artwork is his profile card, filled in the way a real one would be. A wide round avatar holds one flat dog face in clean vector shapes with thick even outlines. A presence dot sits on the rim, because he has never once been marked away. HEAD OF MORALE runs beside it at full title weight, and beneath the header two rows give the whole record: SLEEPS UNDER THE DESK, then NEVER MISSES A STANDUP. No app, no logo, nothing borrowed from anyone's workspace.
The design wraps both sides, so it reads whichever way you pick it up.
It goes to the coworker whose dog joins every call from the floor, the partner who lost the desk years ago, or the dog owner who has been using the job title for so long it sounds official. Bought for yourself first, then for the desk opposite.
He takes it black.
