The org chart nobody argues with has one entry, and he is asleep. Every hybrid team ends up with a dog who attends more meetings than half the department, contributes nothing, and is unanimously the most popular member of staff.
The artwork gives him the profile card the job deserves. A wide round avatar carries one flat dog face in clean vector shapes with thick even outlines. A presence dot sits on the rim, because he has never once been away from his desk. HEAD OF MORALE sits beside it in full title weight, and underneath, two rows of plain fact: SLEEPS UNDER THE DESK, then NEVER MISSES A STANDUP. No app, no logo, nothing lifted from anyone's workspace.
Built for the long-sleeve months, which is also when the warm spot under the desk gets genuinely competitive.
It goes to the coworker whose dog has appeared in every call since 2020, the partner who negotiates daily with an animal for desk space, or the dog owner who has already been calling him something similar. Bought for yourself first, then for the one person who will not need it explained.
He has no notes.
