Some people have a hobby. You have a problem, and you made peace with it a long time ago. CRATE DIGGER. MORE RECORDS THAN SHELF. It isn't a boast and it isn't a joke; it's just the plain fact of the situation. If you know, you know.
The art is a record-shop rubber stamp: CRATE DIGGER struck in bold letterspaced capitals, a single flat vinyl record beneath it with its grooves and centre label picked out, and MORE RECORDS THAN SHELF set small below like a control label, the whole thing framed top and bottom with thin rules like a hi-fi faceplate. Every mark is original: no band, no label, no borrowed cover art.
Long shoulder handles and plenty of room for the day's finds, the record haul, and the rest of the everyday carry. The range keeps to deep, dark shades on purpose.
It's also the gift that can't be a duplicate: the one record nobody already owns.
