Some people have a hobby. You have a problem, and you made peace with it a long time ago. CRATE DIGGER, MORE RECORDS THAN SHELF. It is not a boast and it is not a joke; it is just the plain fact of the situation, set on the mug like the stamp on the back of a sleeve.
The art is a record-shop rubber stamp: CRATE DIGGER struck in bold letterspaced type, a single flat vinyl record beneath it, and MORE RECORDS THAN SHELF set small below like a control label, framed top and bottom with thin rules like a hi-fi faceplate. Every mark is original: no band, no label, no borrowed cover art. The design wraps both sides, so it reads whichever way it is picked up.
It is the vinyl record collector gift that cannot be a duplicate, the one record nobody already owns. More records than shelf. It was never going to be any other way.
